2. You will run into your former hairdresser and he/she thinks (or says): "HA! I knew you’d be nothing without me!"
|Proof that even the most beautiful women benefit from a little help...|
4. Security will follow your unkempt self, because you are absolutely a shoplifting threat.
|Jessica Alba, still beautiful, just better with product.|
6. The rip in your sweat pants grows in proportion to the importance of the person, or persons, you see.
7. The stain on your T-shirt grows in proportion to the importance of your need to be taken seriously.
|Much prefer the glam-Pam...or do we?|
Inspired by earlier post, “My anti-style Moment Parts 1 & 2